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Hi, my name is Ashtyn. I'm sixteen and not pregnant. I make gifs sometimes, but mostly I just laugh at my own jokes and reblog text posts. I watch a lot of British.

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chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

sherlocks:

sherlocks:

hello yes i am princess bubblegum 

hunnit note victory lap!!!!

#you know i like you when i reblog your selfie #erin #sherlocks

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

totallyfubar:

sydney-rakestraw:

khaleesisaysfuckyou:

scarletqueen:

In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.

*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*

I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.

John Green, always reminding me of the growing up that I need to do…

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

hospitalvespers:

another collab with peachu! this time i sketched, she inked, and i coloured

Marina and the Diamonds + Hairporn

anusking:

i cant afford to own swag i think im gonna have to