The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
hello yes i am princess bubblegum
hunnit note victory lap!!!!
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.
*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*
I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.
John Green, always reminding me of the growing up that I need to do…
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
probably the best text i’ve ever received
another collab with peachu! this time i sketched, she inked, and i coloured
Marina and the Diamonds + Hairporn
i cant afford to own swag i think im gonna have to